News Item: Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
(Category: Misc)
Posted by The Big Bastard
Tuesday 29 January 2008 - 09:24:22
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in the time management class I never attended.
I was working smarter - not harder.
Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on this ordering document and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the sales training program.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work
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(Category: Misc)
Posted by The Big Bastard
Tuesday 29 January 2008 - 09:24:22
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in the time management class I never attended.
I was working smarter - not harder.
Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on this ordering document and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the sales training program.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work
This news item is from SuperBastard.Com V.05
( http://www.superbastard.com/news.php?extend.40 )