News Item: Just when you thought you'd seen it all...levity for relaxation
(Category: Misc)
Posted by The Big Bastard
Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:13:08
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles
north of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a
juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the
Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver
he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling
for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver
told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't
have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the
trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle
them.
The juggler stated that he could,so the Trooper got three flares, lit
them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling
act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the
performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the
patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was
doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's
no way in hell I can pass that test."
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(Category: Misc)
Posted by The Big Bastard
Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:13:08
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles
north of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a
juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the
Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver
he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling
for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver
told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't
have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the
trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle
them.
The juggler stated that he could,so the Trooper got three flares, lit
them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling
act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the
performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the
patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was
doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's
no way in hell I can pass that test."
This news item is from SuperBastard.Com V.05
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