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| Interesting view of Debt and debt deal! | Posted Wednesday 03 August 2011 - 10:05:34 |
This repreinted from the author's site: http://maseportfolio.blogspot.com/ Mase: Economics and FinanceA review and interpretation of current happenings in the world of economics For the past two years or so, my prediction for the cumulative debt of the United States government over the next ten years has been in the $15 to $20 trillion range.This would more than double the current amount of government debt outstanding. Since the events of the past few days in Washington, D. C., my prediction for the cumulative debt of the United States government over the next ten years is still in the $15 to $20 trillion range. The most descriptive characterization of the “debt deal” that I have heard is that Congress (and the President) has just “kicked the can down the road.”
The third camel is, of course, the just passed “debt deal”. The general comment about all three is that at the birth of all three, people were very unhappy with them.
Never can I remember, except maybe under President Jimmy Carter, a President that exhibited less leadership in such important areas.President Obama presented no “plan” to Congress in any of these efforts.People say that the administration was responding to the “health care plan” rebuff experienced by the Clinton administration in the 1990s and wanted to involve Congress more from the start of any legislative attempt.I believe that this was a gross mis-reading of the events surrounding the Clinton initiative. However, this strategy of holding back and letting Congress take the lead in proposing and disposing resulted in something more like chaos or anarchy than leadership.And, this strategy has produced three camels that nobody really likes.
And then people worry about jobs and the state of the economy.How can you create smaller deficits through cuts in government spending without causing further danger to the health of the economy? It seems like we are in some kind of situation in which everything that is proposed contradicts everything else.President Obama, after the passage of the “debt deal” stated very clearly, that the issue now becomes one about jobs.
In fact, the President plans a bus trip in the Midwest the week of August 15 as part of his new jobs push.Whoopee!
To me, there is only one thing that ties all the different problems we are experiencing together.It is the fact that there is just too much debt outstanding today…and, this debt load extends throughout the nation (and throughout Europe).Consumers are still burdened with too much debt.So are many businesses.So are state and local governments.And, so are sovereign nations.
And, the state and local governments are also getting headlines about their budget problems.What about the city in Alabama that is declaring bankruptcy?And the municipality in Rhode Island?And, what about the problems in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania?And, California?And so on and so on? This is the scenario called “Debt Deflation”.Debt deflation occurs after a period of time in which credit inflation has dominated the scene.Credit inflation eventually reaches a tipping point in which the continued inflation of credit can no longer be sustained.Once this tipping point is reached, people, businesses, and governments see that they can no longer continue to operate with so much debt and so they begin to reduce the financial leverage on their balance sheets. (See my post http://seekingalpha.com/article/279283-credit-inflation-or-debt-deflation.) This process is called “Debt Deflation” because it is cumulative.As these economic units begin to reduce their financial leverage, it becomes obvious to them that they must reduce this leverage even further than first imagined.Whereas “Credit Inflation” is cumulative and leads to people adding more and more debt to their balance sheets, the reverse process is also cumulative.
The only short-term way to avoid this debt deflation from taking place is to create the condition called “hyper-inflation.”This is exactly what Mr. Bernanke and the Federal Reserve System has tried to do.I say short-term because all hyper-inflations come to an end sometime.
We have had fifty years of government economic policy based on the Keynesian assumption that fiscal deficits and the consequent credit inflation that results from the deficits are good for employment and the economy.This assumption has, to me, been disproved given that the compound rate of growth of the economy has averaged only slightly more than 3 percent over the last fifty years, about what was expected in the 1960s, and the amount of under-employment in the economy has gone from less than 10 percent of the workforce in the 1960s to more than 20 percent of the workforce, currently. Furthermore, the income/wealth distribution in the country has become more skewed than ever toward the wealthy during this time period.This is because the wealthy can protect themselves against inflation and even position themselves to take advantage of it.The less wealthy do not have similar opportunities.And, in the current situation, some, the more wealthy, are doing fine because they are not as indebted as others and so can continue to prosper during these difficult times of excessive debt burdens. Getting back to my projections for the cumulative federal deficit over the next ten years and the “debt deal”: I really don’t see a fundamental change in the underlying economic philosophy of the Obama administration (which includes Mr. Bernanke) and/or Congress.They seem to see the current problems as a “temporary” aberration from the existing “Keynesian” credit inflation philosophy that underlies all that they do.They seem to believe that once this “period of discomfort” is passed that business will continue on as usual.
Until this attitude is changed, I see little reason to change my prediction for the cumulative federal deficit over the next ten years.
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| This just in....Really? Or only in L.A. | Posted Wednesday 15 September 2010 - 15:28:22 | Body Found in Restroom at Los Angeles Airport Published September 15, 2010 | Associated Press
LOS ANGELES -- Officials say a dead body has been found in a men's restroom at Los Angeles International Airport.
Airport spokesman Albert Rodriguez says a cleaner found the body around 7:45 a.m. Wednesday in a restroom in Terminal 3.
An official with knowledge of the investigation, who asked not to be named because the probe was ongoing, says the coroner's office is looking at the death as a possible suicide.
The official says the body was found with a bag on its head and its hands bound.
TBB> They are seriously suggesting suicide? Did he ties his hands before or after the bag was on the head? Read/Post Comment: 0 |
| Site upgrade | Posted Saturday 19 September 2009 - 14:31:31 | | We have performed some behinf the scenes updates , hopefully to help the site performance. If you have any issues drop me a line! |
| Dr Fun Comics | Posted Thursday 19 February 2009 - 00:13:01 | I get emails and when I get enough , or have had enough I address it. I get many people telling me that the Dr Fun comics from are copyrighted. I say,"What's your point?" Yes they are copyrighted and apparently I am not supposed to re-post them because The Big Bastard is complete idiotic moron who probably never bothered to get permission from David Farley, right?
Wrong!!! I indeed did contact David Farley because I find his work hilarious! Kind of like the Far side but most of his makes sense! I invited him to check out the site and let me know if it would be alright to post his comics. He gave me the go ahead and here we are!
So please stop sending the emails trying to educate me about it being copyrighted...really just look at the comic, the copyright info is there on the side intact!
And now... On with the entertainment! I actually found this news blurb entertaining to write. I mean anytime I can give an in your face? Now that's entertainment! |
| A game to play | Posted Sunday 16 November 2008 - 23:48:47 | New game I helped with try it out!
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| Adobe Reader 8 (ate my resources that is) | Posted Friday 27 June 2008 - 21:41:16 | Adobe Reader set the defacto standard for electronic document viewing. Over the years more and more features are added. Now support for online mettings etc..... for a price.
The reader does what it should. Protects documents from alteration while making reading and printing easy.
The bad - It's become bloatware. The program has gotten huge for what most people use it for, simply reading a PDF document. Adobe still insists on charging for the privelage of creating a PDF document despite many low cost or free alternatives. There are other lighter weight programs out there to read PDF files and I think Adobe has arrogantly ignored this. They also ignored the one rule... When you are on top there is only one direction you can go - DOWN!
I think they should have taken a lesson from the WINAMP folks. Create a lite free version that just reads PDFs and doesnt have all the conference and meeting features buit in because you cant use them anyway without paying a subscription.
Conclusion - Good program, does what it should - Too much crap added that most do not need.
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| This says it all! | Posted Sunday 03 February 2008 - 12:42:58 | From our internet friends comes this message!!
DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.
Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! GET A JOB!!! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!
ND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU ... TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.
ALSO I'M TIRED OF PRESSING 1 FOR ENGLISH !!!!!!
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| Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk | Posted Tuesday 29 January 2008 - 09:24:22 |
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in the time management class I never attended.
I was working smarter - not harder.
Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on this ordering document and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the sales training program.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work
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| Happy New Year | Posted Tuesday 01 January 2008 - 00:47:03 | | Happy New Year to all our readers! |
| iSPY | Posted Monday 06 August 2007 - 23:53:20 | Letter to my representatives.....
In no way shape or form do we need to extend power of warrantless wiretapping. In the beginning it was said that terrorism would be the key word used to erode our freedoms. I didnt't believe it but they were right.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having to obtain a warrant to further intrude upon the people's privacy.
Voting in favor of this is welcoming Goerge Orwell's 1984 vision of the future. Big Brother is Watching! |
| The Big Bastards Letter to his Congressmen | Posted Thursday 28 June 2007 - 14:33:31 | Regarding the Immigration Reform Bill
I'm stomping mad! Temporary workers have to go home for year after two years here. They haven't left yet what makes anyone think they will then. Allowing those already here to stay and file for a "Z VISA"?
So they can break the law, stay and eventually get citizenship. Pardon the bluntness but that is horse crap. This measure does nothing to rectify the degradation of communities where the illegal immigrants go.
Do not be a part of this. We must be strong in defending the laws we have in place and not send the message that you can break the law and it will work out just fine. My vote counts on my representatives doing the RIGHT thing not the convenient thing.
I want politicians with a backbone to represent me. Doing what’s right isn’t easy, it’s what is right!
I'm The Big Bastard and That's What I think.
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| That time again | Posted Monday 04 June 2007 - 09:17:59 | | Yes it is that time again that we will be updating the look and feel of the layout here. Very shortly expect to see some things changing! |
| Babe of the day | Posted Monday 14 May 2007 - 18:15:42 | Yes we know how politically incorrect we are as God fearing, women loving Bastards. Guess what we are proud of the fact. So we have added the Babe of The Day to the side over there as our way of appreciating God's divine wisdom in creating beauty.
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| The Big Bastard's Space | Posted Monday 19 February 2007 - 21:22:12 | Yes it is true. I have invaded Myspace for some time now. you can see me here: Big Bastard on Myspace
Stop by and drop a friend request and let me know you are down with the Bastard's! |
| Our Review of a favorite Intel Chip Snack | Posted Tuesday 16 January 2007 - 20:49:33 | It can be said that the longevity of an item is not proportional to quality. We tried this favorite chip snack from Intel and found it a bit hard and crunchier than it appeared from the outside.
Although the this snack seemed extremely hard to chew and disappointed us by lacking the creamy center one would expect after working so hard to bite into this gem, the crunching sound the waffer makes when finally breaking is quite appealing.
The golden prickles on the underside are as unpleasant as eating a porcupine. Here looks were deceiving as the spines looked innocent enough.
Our final opinion is that this snack is too small to be as satisfying as Intel claims. The lack of any chocolate or creamy center takes this out of the snack category and anchors it firmly in the cracker section.
Overall this snack left us feeling unsatisfied and unfulfilled even after eating the whole box.
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| New Home | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:27:30 | Welcome to the New Home of Superbastard.Com !!
Just when the critics thought they could silence us by ensuring our hosting would not be renewed we have foiled them again our third relocation since we were born on 2001! In fact this site was setup just after midnight September 10th 2001. Yes thats right just before the horror of September 11th 2001.
Since then we have had 136733 total unique site views. Thats not bad for a bunch of Bastards speaking their mind and more importantly , the truth.
We continue to be proud to serve you and honor the memory of David Francis (Travelin' Dave). |
| The News or Something Like it 10-23-06 | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:26:40 | The Clash, Mars Is Hungary, Uprising Anniversary
Sounds like another concert and one helluva time but....
Police fired rubber bullets, tear gas and water cannons to disperse thousands of anti-government protesters who later hijacked two unarmed tanks in violence that marred 50th anniversary of Hungary's uprising against Soviet rule.
TBB --- See what Communism has done. Hungary is left with rubber bullets and water cannons because they can't afford real bullets and real cannons. In fact the government sent in two tanks with no one in them... how is that supposed to be effective... it wasn't they were hijacked. One person was heard saying. " OOOOOO, look at the big bad tanks with no one in them trying to scare us!"
All this to celebrate Hungary's uprising against Soviet rule which was of course Become Soviet or Die which wasn't so catchy so they changed it to Better Red than Dead.
Minimum wage, war top Democrats' plans
Democrats say they will burst out of a 12-year exile with a bang if they win control of Congress in two weeks. They promise to quickly pass a minimum wage increase at home. House Democratic leader - and speaker in waiting - Nancy Pelosi has promised to pass within the first 100 hours of a new Congress an increase in the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour, from the current hourly pay of $5.15. The last increase was voted by Congress in 1996.
TBB --- Ok they had to throw the "since 1996" inthere to make it look just horrible. I know Ihave covered the minimum wage increase thing in an article in my section before but ut bears repeating here for those of you that dont like too go that far to get an education.
How many of you readers make minimum wage? Not many that have internet access to read this. Who will this minimum wage effect then? For one it will effect illeagal immigrants who make minimum wage. But more importantly it will not effect the majority (large majority) of people working who already make more than minimum wage and wont see one damn benefit of this increase. It sounds good for an election but doesnt really pack any punch with those of us that pay the most taxes.
Who will this hurt? Employers, and you and me. It sucks that this is nothing more than a disguised tax increase. Ok I know some of you are saying WTF? Well here it is. The employer has to pay more taxes for each employee that will be increased. That means less money to contribute to your health and pension plans, less new equiptment to do the job, less new employees to lighten the work load, less money to invest growing the business. Mostly it will be the smallto medium businesses that are affected. You know the ones that employ the most people in this country. This is exactly the same sort of short sighted, get me elected now mentatlity that led us toward the last recession that we have been diligently guided out of.
Yes minimum wage should get a bump up but from 5.25 to 7.25? even over 4 years that is a hard pill for business to swallow and still maintain any kind of growth. Don't be fooled by tax increases in sheeps clothing. The Democrats know they cant come out and say we want more taxes so they will coat it with sugar and hope we don't realize it and choke it back in their faces.
Rising Star in Democrat Party Considers US Presidential 10k Run
Senator Barack Obama says he may seek his Democratic Party's nomination for president in 2008, reversing his previous statements that he would not do so. He was also heard joking friends that his father was from Kenya so he knows he can run as well as the President , perhaps better.
TBB --- Wow, the Dems have had to go get someone no one has heard of because all other possibilites are tainted and stained. Cant bring back Gore because he is widely viewed as a fruit cake, Kerry has been reduced to sideline yelling and cheerleading, Hillary the health Care Queen cant be trusted because she is married to Two Timing Bill who will no doubt embarrass her again.
And look this new guy is already contradicting himself barely two years into his Senatorial career. They must be putting something into the water of the U.S. Congress, makes them all lie and want to be president.
Parachute fails to open, jumper smashes into river
At 11.45am on Saturday (11.45pm, Singapore time), retired police lieutenant Brian Lee Schubert, 66, made his last jump. He made a Base parachute jump from the New River Gorge Bridge in the US state of West Virginia, but plunged to his death when his parachute failed to open on time, authorities said. The county medical examiner and his death was apparently caused by his impact with the riverbed.
There have been at least 100 Base-jump deaths worldwide since 1981.
TBB --- I think we get taht his chute didnt open "On Time", could have stopped with failed to open and his death was caused by impact with the river bed??? Damn who knew that might kill you when you jump from a bridge and your chute fails to open.
This is an example of some reporter struggling to make a story out of this longer than just the headline. It ends with noting there have been "at least" 100 base jump deaths "worldwide" since 1981. That means base Jumping is safer than driving to work, safer then living near the levy in Lousianna, safer than living in New York and nearly as safe as eating spinach and lettuce lately.
Lamont questions Lieberman's campaign spending - or the Rich and Arrogant
Ned Lamont's campaign said Monday it is filing a complaint with the Federal Election Commission accusing Sen. Joe Lieberman of failing to account for $387,000 in petty cash his campaign ...
TBB -- I cant stop laughing.... the consider $387k to be "PETTY CASH".
How amnesia victim was found
TBB --- I want to tell this story but I cant rememeber....
CDC suspends flu vaccines from French supplier
CDC suspended flu vaccines from a French supplier after several peopple recivign the shots began to lose their spines. There was an apparent mixup with a French trasformation shot according to French officials.
Cell phones may hurt sperm
Men who spend hours on their cell phones have lower sperm counts than usual, according to new research that suggests radiation or heat from the phones could be to blame.
TBB --- no,no,no I can tell you itisnt the radiation. The reason the sperm count is lower is because cell phones have allowed their wives to call them all day long for nonsense that could have waited until they got home. All men know that constant nagging reduces sperm count.
UN says worldwide cooperation may have thwarted bird flu spread
Close and non-contentious cooperation between governments and the private sector may have prevented a spread of the deadly bird flu worldwide, but the threat of a pandemic remains, a UN official said Monday.
TBB --- So we need the UN to tell us this?? .. .then exactly what did the WORLD do to prevent this other than talk about it and scare the hell out of people? Yes this truly justifies the existance of the UN.
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| A Celebration of a Superbastards Life | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:26:11 | Yesterday I recieved some bad news. Superbastard's Travelin Dave passed away due to a heart attack. Please keep checking back here as the rest of us Bastards celebrate his life and influence on our lives.
I will also be pulling the content from his site Http://francisnet.com to repost here in his section.
That's all for this moment...please stay tuned
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| Thank YOU! | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:25:25 | We the staff of Superbastard.Com thank all you bastards for visiting. We have gone over 50,000 visits to this site
Keep on coming we arent done yet! |
| Good News things look up for Bush | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:24:57 | Yes today it was announced that President Bush's popularity was up a whapping three percent all the way to 38% positive rating.
I thought about this and realized that the reason his rating went up is he managed to keep his mouth shut and not say anything stupid this last week. Now I don't hate bush like many assholes out there but he does have a pretty long list of things I bet he wish he hadn't said. |
| Ungodly conversion of the Youth | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:24:31 | I have been pondering whether I should talk about this for some time now. As you can see I have fianlly decided to go for it.
This past Halloween I was surfing the web looking at different costumes when I ran across Target Department stores website and their costumes....for kids. I was shocked that target has no problem with tis particular costume: The KIDS LORD LUCIFER COSTUME complete with cloak, skull belt and devil horns all for $49.99. But guess what pitchfork and PANTS not included. Great the kids are going to go around with no pants.
Apparently a childs soul does have a price and Target says it is just 49.99

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| Submitted via Email by Frizzo! | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:23:50 | Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family. 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. 14. Eventually I want to be able to vote and have all election materials and notices sent to me in English with Spanish as a second language.. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
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| May 1st 2006 what a waste | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:23:21 |
We have alot of work to do. Today is Monday May 1st. Today is the day the Hispanic community is on strike. This day is the day they intend to not work , goto school, or go shopping to show the impact they have on our country.
While I understand the principal behind a strike, I do not believe the organizers of this event have a broad enough view of the big picture nor do they have their fingers on the pulse of America. The event is inteded to show unity and strength amongst the Hispanic Community. The truth is that this event will PISS off real hard working Americans. This event will actually hurt the cause they are representing, so I hope they all stay home, I hope they all walk the streets in protest. I wish the INS would have the balls to go out there and get them all in one place. I understand the principal of a STRIKE. But that implies you are leaglly here working and striking for legal benefits and reasons. Illegals have zero rights here.
The news media has already begun to spin this. It was, late last week, referred to as a day without Hispanics but today, This Monday the media is referring to it as a Day Without Immigrants. The media intend to make this seem as though ALL immigrants are represented. Thats Bull, the call has only gone out to Hispanic immigrants. That is not all. The real truth is the call has gone out ot illegal Hispanic immigrants. Can we for once just report exactly what is the truth? I guess not which means someone has an agenda that this event fits nicely in.
So what would the Big BAstard do if he was king of the world? Thank you for asking. I would look at this from a moral point of view. If these workers were here trying to be part of the American dream then they would have a loyalty to America and the importance of the job they do. As such they would not stay off the job on an unscheduled day off. Most companies have a vacation policy which also details when and how soon in advance a vaction has to be planned with the company. One is not able to just miss a day show up the next and say ,"OH, THAT WAS A VACATION DAY." It could be a sick day , if they call in and report it as such. Even family leave has to be asked for. So What would The BIG BASTARD DO? Thank you for asking again. I would fire them. All of them if they failed to all reporting they were sick, if they did not ask for leave or vacation time up front. I also would have pre-emptively told them I would turn them in if they did not show up for work. Lets use our laws to control lawlessness.
I would not be afraid to fight the battle because I WOULD WIN THE WAR. Think about this in real world terms. If the illegals are here looking for work and you fire them, they would still be looking for work which means there are more of them waiting for those same jobs that you just canned them from. This time however I would make sure they ALL had legal papers to be here and work, none of this barely glancing just enough to say I checked without really checking. No matter where they went I would do this. Soon they would find work is hard to come by. Also my legal problems go away, they gave me an excuse to start over with a clean slate and guarenteed legal work force. Sure I might have a few days of pain while re-hiring legal immigrant works but so what these people didnt care enough about me and my company to remain loyal in the face of adversity so Fuck EM!
I would also force the INS to get off its ass instead of looking hte other way and get to checking businesses the following day in the LARGEST crack down we have ever seen.
This country isnt run by illegal immigrants. It is run by law abiding LEGAL Citizens who are waiting for the government officials to uphold their oath fo office to protect and serve us. The problem is most of them are only their to get rich and are highly unqualified to be there. Think about it. How man of them are the common working man? How many of them went from 30-50k per year or less to Congress. So how is it they can claim to represent the majority of America? How is it they can claim to be "in touch" with the majority of America? What they are is the same breed of asritocrats theat led us to revolt against the English ruling class and establish our own country.
Ponder that this Mnday May 1st the day without illegal immigrants and wish as I do every day was a day without them.
I'm The Big Bastard and that's what I would do.
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| The News or Something Like it | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:22:49 | My readers it has been far too long. I have been away fighting the assholes all around me for life, liberty and the Superbastard way. At long last the this column has returned.
The News or Something Like IT ... so onward we go....
Meatpacker Sparks Mad Cow Fight
TBB --- If I was a cow I'd be mad if a meatpacker was handling my meat too.
Brown to Develop Handwriting Software
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Microsoft Corp. is working with Brown University to develop software that will actually handwrite for you. Microsoft noted that as Americans become lazier and expect more to be done for them it is a natural progression to cease to write anything for ones self.. The Chief Evangelist for the company said it's not a luxury, it's a "WRITE!"
EU Seeks Expansion of Broadband Internet
The EU has been pushing for expanded Internet, called BORADERBAND, access as a way to increase productivity and growth. Leaders at a two-day EU summit opening Thursday in Brussels are expected to discuss ways suck more money from the public...er provide access to more people.
NASA Launches Microsatellites Into Space
VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. - NASA fired three microsatellites into space Wednesday to study the Earth's magnetic fields, a week after an earlier launch was scrubbed. A spokeman said we had to scrub the previous launch because profeesor IRWIN got mustard from his lunch all over the place. These things are really small, he said referring to the microsatellites, "In fact they cannot be seen with the naked eye, but trust me there are millions of them ... everywhere and with a few billion more dollars we can make them blink in random colors."
TBB --- They had to state INTO SPACE becasue well you know how those zany NASA guys keep launching satellites into the ocean.  |
| Random Thought I | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:21:14 |
Did you ever notice that when you are in the waiting room of a doctors office that you tend to read more of a magazine than you would otherwise? I noticed this. In fact Im one of those that would take the magazine with me when I leave. Not even asking just telling them Im taking this because #1 its 4 months old, and #2 I am paying a bazillion dollars for this visit and want something more than we arent sure whats wrong but take this antibiotic just in case and this for the headaches.
I did notice that I crave to finish an article when I sit in the waiting room and am disappoitned to be interrupted after 2 hours by someone telling me I can come back now. Maybe thats becasue I am not looking forward to being poked and proded or stabbed with some sharp object. Either way I'll leave feeling violated.
I figure the reason I get into the magazines so much in the doctors office is because there is absolutely nothing to distract me. Almost like a library except you can leave the library and come back tomorrow. If you leave a doctors office it takes a small act of Congress to get another appointment in the same year.
I'm The Big Bastard and you're not.....
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| Microsoft admits that some Xbox 360s are faulty | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:20:36 | From The Times Online http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,20409-1889279,00.html
Microsoft has admitted that it has received isolated reports of technical problems with its new Xbox 360 games console, which launched in the US on Tuesday amid much excitement.
Most stores have now sold out of the new console and Microsoft is struggling to make enough Xboxes to meet demand. British retailers have warned that they may not have the consoles in stock in time for the UK launch on December 2.
Some American enthusiasts who did manage to get their hands on the new machine have complained that their Xbox keeps crashing during start-up or game play. On www.xbox-scene.com, an online forum dedicated to Xbox gaming, nine members reported that they were having problems with their consoles.
Most reported that games would freeze, graphics would be distorted or the screen would go blank.
"It’s a few reports of consoles here and there not working properly," said Molly O’Donnell, a spokeswoman for Microsoft’s Xbox division. "It’s what you would expect with a consumer electronics instrument of this complexity."
Ms O’Donnell urged anyone with Xbox problems to go to www.xbox.com. If the problem could not be resolved immediately, she said, Microsoft would pay to ship the console to and from a repair centre, or provide a replacement if the fault could not be repaired.
Apple, one of Microsoft’s big rivals, recently had to alter the design of its iPod Nano after customers complained that screens on the early versions of the digital music player became scratched too easily.
TBB - Now lets examine the Microsoft reps comment, "It’s what you would expect with a consumer electronics instrument of this complexity."
Excuse me we would expect a new product for 399 dollars to be shipped with defects??? But then that is nothing new to Microsoft as it's Windows products ship with numerous bugs and defects. What other company can admit to shipping a defective product and still exist as a mega giant in the business world. All I can shout is bring forth the class action Law Suits!!! Spank them again for their arrogance.
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| The First Thanksgiving Proclamation | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:20:03 | Since we are headed to Thanksgiving soon please take a moment to read The First Thanksgiving Proclamation.
June 20, 1676
"The Holy God having by a long and Continual Series of his Afflictive dispensations in and by the present Warr with the Heathen Natives of this land, written and brought to pass bitter things against his own Covenant people in this wilderness, yet so that we evidently discern that in the midst of his judgements he hath remembered mercy, having remembered his Footstool in the day of his sore displeasure against us for our sins, with many singular Intimations of his Fatherly Compassion, and regard; reserving many of our Towns from Desolation Threatened, and attempted by the Enemy, and giving us especially of late with many of our Confederates many signal Advantages against them, without such Disadvantage to ourselves as formerly we have been sensible of, if it be the Lord's mercy that we are not consumed, It certainly bespeaks our positive Thankfulness, when our Enemies are in any measure disappointed or destroyed; and fearing the Lord should take notice under so many Intimations of his returning mercy, we should be found an Insensible people, as not standing before Him with Thanksgiving, as well as lading him with our Complaints in the time of pressing Afflictions:
The Council has thought meet to appoint and set apart the 29th day of this instant June, as a day of Solemn Thanksgiving and praise to God for such his Goodness and Favour, many Particulars of which mercy might be Instanced, but we doubt not those who are sensible of God's Afflictions, have been as diligent to espy him returning to us; and that the Lord may behold us as a People offering Praise and thereby glorifying Him; the Council doth commend it to the Respective Ministers, Elders and people of this Jurisdiction; Solemnly and seriously to keep the same Beseeching that being perswaded by the mercies of God we may all, even this whole people offer up our bodies and soulds as a living and acceptable Service unto God by Jesus Christ."
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| Tra la la la | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:19:02 | 2004-11-08 18:18 by The Big Bastard
Heh I got an email to join a site dedicated the high screwl I graduated from. It's getting close to that 20 yr reunion. And all I can do is laugh becasue I listed this as my website, which it is. It is kind of one of those wait till they get a load of me now chuckles.
So here is the Disclaimer for all you Antioch High alumni.... I hope you have a strong stomach and a good sense of humor because if you are extremely Liberal or close minded then I am REALLY REALLY going to PISS you off... and I hope I do!
If you still have that sense of humor we all had back in the day then feel free to sign up here and join the post fest in the Diatribe section. FYI this site has been up since 2001 and it isn't going away anytime soon. At any rate to all you Antioch HS visitors.....
WELCOME TO SUPERBASTARD.COM I am your host The Big Bastard and I look forward to conversing with you.
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| Peter Jennings is an ASSHAT | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:18:30 | 2004-09-02 17:35 by The Big Bastard
Tonight I watched the end of the Republican Convention. I tuned into ABC a known liberal news outlet. I could think of no better way to watch unbiased. A conservative Bastard watching a Republican Convention on a liberal news network. Peter Jennings went to the floor to the various reporters that were amongst the crowds to get reactions etc.
One talked about the last 6 paragraphs of the Presidents speech and how personal it had gotten and that the President had teared up for a moment....and then Peter Jennings had to make a fast quip, "...Made for TV."
I about jumped throught the television as I said aloud.... "PETER JENINGS IS AN ASS!"
Peter Jennings has not hidden his liberal views very well in recent years. But reporting the news is just that. Reporting the news...in an unbiased fashion. This wasn't the Peter Jennings show in which he would certainly be permitted to make commentary. He was covering a news event and I find it highly in appropriate for him to make political jabs in a highly biased way.
No matter if he agrees or disagrees with this president, the man IS STILL THE PRESIDENT and desreves the respect of that office. Even during Clinton's terms I would never have crossed that line during a State of The Union address or any other speech even though I admit I just didnt like the guy. It didnt matter he was still our President.
Peter Jennings should have waited until the next day to make his comments or at least until another news program like perhaps the PETER JENNINGS IM AN ASSHAT Show began. Does the decency and respect for at least the office of President even exist in some people. I am amazed that he feels he has the right to insert opinions into coverage of a news item.
Even CNN has made an attempt to cover the news in a more unbiased fashion than it has int the past and we owe that to the fast success of FOX NEWS. FOX NEWS has grown so quickly by just telling the news like it is. No opinions , just the news.
Im the Big Bastard and PETER JENNINGS IS.... AN ASSHAT
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| Convention Close 2004-09-02 17:12 | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:17:30 |
Yes tis I, The Big Bastard fresh from watching the final day of the Republican National Convention. Like many people I heard nothing really new this year yet again. I have made it no secret here that I am a conservative politically. That does not insinuate that I am a Republican. I might have once allied myself with that party years ago, but the Republican party of today is not my party.
In the last decade I have seen the shift from conservatism to moderation in the party. I am not sure who they are trying to include but I can say they are doing alot to exclude the core that once held them up.
The president did speak about his accomplishments in education, health care and the War on Terror. He did tell us that he plans to continue to push ahead in these areas with no real specifics on how this will be done.
NOTICE - neither candidate nor any other politicians have addressed the real issues we care about. It is sickening the lack of back bone in the political parties to say and do the right things and make the really tough calls.
The Defecit - Not one of the politicians spoke of a spending freeze for 3 or so years and using the excess revenue to pay it down. To his credit (hard as it is for me to point this out) Clinton at least made a payment toward reducing the defecit when he saw there was a surplus.
Immigration - Is it really so hard for either side to stand up and defend the laws we have and enforce the immigration policies of this country? Who are we afraid we will alienate? The illeagal-criminals (yes they broke the law to get here) that cannot vote anyway?
This country cannot get well while we spend more and more every year with blatant disregard for common sense and balanced budgets. We put executives in jail for misleading the public about company stock values etc yet every one of our elected officials are committing these crimes on far greater scales and with further reaching effects.
I am so pissed off buy the political hokie-pokie that goes on out there I can almost not stand it. It is ashame that a regular guy like me cannot run for president. It is exactly the way the rich politicians want it. The little guy, The modern day Abraham Lincolns have been excluded from running for the office of president because it has been turned into a high stakes poker game that we can't play. The presidency was never intended to be a rich only office. That is exactly the sort of thing that led the founders away from England.
Even our elected representatives in Congress have all become fat cats. Send em all home and lets replace them with some regular and poor S.O.B.s that really do represent the majority of Amercians.
All in all these two conventions were nothing more than dog and pony shows. It was a bone tossed with no meat and we are all supposed to feel good becasue for a few days we were included and even spoken to for a change.
I'm The Big Bastard and I'm still asking you to write me in on your ballot when you vote for President
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| Check out the latest email scam | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:15:52 | TOPMOST URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
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| New Or Something like it 5-9-04 Done with Shizzle Speak!! | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:15:21 |
Lawmakers will privately review mo' images of U.S. troops mistreating Iraqi prisoners, Senate Armed Services Committee members be like Sunday." They will also investigate Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's role in da scandal despite a plea from Vice President Dick Cheney that they lay off tha dude's ass, know what I'm sayin'?
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U.S. poised fo' epidemic West Nile year
As summer approaches, experts be like they are expecting a third straight epidemic year." Five years ago, scientists detected da first U.S. case of da West Nile virus -- originally identified in Uganda 62 years earlier -- in New York n' shit. The mosquito-borne virus has since spread quickly 'n efficiently, wit human cases reported in most areas of da continental United States n' shit.
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Baptist leader pushes homeschooling
The resolution, co-authored by T.C. Pinckney, publisher of a Baptist newsletter in Alexandria, Virginia, urges parents homeschool they shorties or send 'em Christian schools n' shit.
"Dogg gives da responsibility fo' education of shorties da parents, not da government," Pinckney be like in an interview." "And parents should be taking responsibility, primarily through homeschooling n' shit. "
His proposal has been submitted da convention's 10-member Resolutions Committee, which will decide whether present that shiznit fo' a vote when da convention meets June 15-16 in Indianapolis n' shit. John Revell, a spokesman fo' da Southern Baptist Convention, declined comment on da resolution or its chances of passage, know what I'm sayin'? But tha dude noted that many resolutions submitted da Resolutions Committee are not presented da convention fo' a vote n' shit.
Richard Land, heezee of da Southern Baptists' public policy izzle, did not immediately return calls seeking comment."
Criticizing curricula
The proposal, which wuz also written by Texas attorney Bruce Shortt, says da public school system claims be neutral, but that shiznit is actually opposed Christianity 'n provides an education that is "godless."
The resolution also says public schools are "adopting curricula 'n policies teaching that da homosexual lifestyle is acceptable n' shit. " Pinckney, a retired Air Force pilot 'n former second vice president of da Southern Baptist Convention, be like public schools are "harmful not just spiritually 'n worldview-wise, but terrible academically, know what I'm sayin'? The U.S. has been going down on da roster of nations around da world in academic achievement of its students fo' 20 or 30 years now n' shit. "
With 16.3 million members, da Southern Baptist Convention is da nation's second-largest denomination, know what I'm sayin'? But resolutions approved by da convention are nonbinding, 'n izzall member churches are autonomous in they ministries n' shit.
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Mars rover explore crater secrets
It has also offered scientists a stunning vista, know what I'm sayin'?
"In terms of sheer scenic grandeur, that shiznit is da most spectacular image we've taken," be like Cornell University astronomer Steve Squyres, principal investigator fo' da mission n' shit. "It's like nothing else on Mars." "
Rover images of da site show red, sheer cliffs rising up from da sandy Martian crater n' shit.
Fuzz: Sasser suspect confesses[
The teenager, whose name wuz not released, wuz arrested Friday in da northern village of Waffensen, where tha dude lives wit tha dude's family." In a search of da suspect's crib, German investigators confiscated tha dude's customized computer, which contained da worm's source code n' shit.
"As a result of da student's detailed testimony 'bout da viruses tha dude spread, tha dude has been identified clearly as da author," da state criminal office in Hanover be like in a statement, know what I'm sayin'? Spokesman Detlef Ehrike be like da teen is being investigated on suspicion of computer sabotage, which carries a maximum sentence of five years in da cage n' shit.
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Man challenges witness in Detroit terror case
Thamir Zaia told da FBI on March 2 that tha dude, 'n not terror case defendant Karim Koubriti, went wit da notebook's owner a Sam's Club store, da Detroit Free Press reported in Friday editions, citing muthas familiar wit da case."
Three North African immigrants wuz convicted in June in da first trial result from da federal probe of da September 11 terrorist attacks n' shit.
Koubriti 'n Abdel-Ilah Elmardoudi, 38, of Morocco, wuz convicted of conspiring provide material support terrorism n' shit. Ahmed Hannan, 35, also of Morocco, wuz convicted of document fraud n' shit. A fourth mutha wuz acquitted, know what I'm sayin'?
The Big Baby Bush administration hailed da convictions as a victory in da war on terror, but defense lawyers has requested a new trial, saying prosecutors withheld witnesses 'n evidence crucial da defense."
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| The Superbastaard I/0 | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:14:48 | |
| From http://traditionalvalues.org/1/pph/html/151.php | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:14:21 | 2004-05-01 16:12 by FrankRizzo
CLINIC: Good afternoon. Planned Parenthood.
CALLER: Hi. Can I ask a question or two with you?
CLINIC: Are you calling the administration office?
CALLER: Well, I just need to ask somebody some questions.
CLINIC: All right. (music) (Spanish recording)
CLINIC: Thank you for calling Planned Parenthood. How may I help you?
CALLER: Hi. Yeah. I was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
CLINIC: Um-hum.
CALLER: Well, like I was actually wondering if you guys do abortions.
CLINIC: Yes, we do.
CALLER: You do? Like do you know if there's like an age limit for that?
CLINIC: No, there is not.
CALLER: Because like I'll be 14 in March, so.
CLINIC: No. There is no age limit, no parent consent needed.
CALLER: Okay. Well, it's just -- does anybody have to know at all?
CLINIC: No.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: All we need to do is make sure that you, if you want to be under sedation or asleep that you have somebody that's going to drive you to and from the clinic.
CALLER: Is it all right if my boyfriend does it? He's old enough to drive. He's 22.
CLINIC: Yeah, that's fine.
CALLER: All right.
CLINIC: Do you want to set up an appointment?
CALLER: Yeah. I guess.
CLINIC: Okay. Hold on one second. How old are you?
CALLER: I'll be 14 in March.
CLINIC: Really?
CALLER: Yeah.
CLINIC: And do your -- I mean, this is just out of curiosity, but do your parents know that your boyfriend is 22?
CALLER: Yeah. They just really don't like him.
CLINIC: Really?
CALLER: Yeah. They think he's too old for me.
CLINIC: That's a big age difference.
CALLER: But -- why?
CLINIC: Why?
CALLER: Yeah. I mean, I don't understand.
CLINIC: As long as you guys both are happy that's all that matters.
CALLER: Oh, okay.
CLINIC: But no, I'm just --
CALLER: We're going to get married and everything.
CLINIC: Really?
CALLER: Yeah.
CLINIC: Oh, well, I wish the best for you. That's great. But I really don't hear too many teenagers like with somebody that's that much older. As long as you're happy, that's of course all that matters.
CALLER: Yeah.
CLINIC: Okay. What is your last name?
CALLER: It's Smith.
CLINIC: Smith? First name?
CALLER: Oh, Christine.
CLINIC: With a C-H or a K?
CALLER: A C-H.
CLINIC: Your date of birth?
CALLER: It's March 19, 1988.
CLINIC: Hold on one second. And this is your first time with us?
CALLER: Yeah.
CLINIC: Your daytime telephone number?
CALLER: Is it all right like if -- like my boyfriend just got a cellphone and I don't know what that number is yet. Is it okay if I call you back and give you that number?
CLINIC: Do you have like a home number that we can call? We won't identify ourselves if you don't want us to. We can use a code name.
CALLER: Well, I just -- like my boyfriend wanted me to give you that cellphone number, so.
CLINIC: Okay. But I would -- in order to keep your appointment I do need to have some type of number we can contact you at.
CALLER: Is it all right if I call you back?
CLINIC: That's fine.
CALLER: Okay. What was your name?
CLINIC: My name is Vanessa, but you can speak to anybody.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: You still want to make the appointment now?
CALLER: Well, I'd have to -- what times do you guys do?
CLINIC: Well, first of all, the first day of your last period was when?
CALLER: It was like maybe the first week in December.
CLINIC: And do you have any allergies?
CALLER: Well, I'm allergic to peaches, but that's about it.
CLINIC: Okay. Hold on one second. Okay, we have East Los Angeles, Pamona, Longdale, Van Nuys or Whittier.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Which one would be best for you?
CALLER: Well, I live in Glendale.
CLINIC: Okay, so would Van Nuys or East LA be best?
CALLER: Van Nuys.
CLINIC: Okay. The next appointment for Van Nuys would be for the 22nd, which is next Friday. Is that okay?
CALLER: Yeah. Well, I'd have to see, but I think so.
CLINIC: Okay. Are you taking any medication right now?
CALLER: No.
CLINIC: Have you taken steroids within the past month?
CALLER: No.
CLINIC: Do you have any medical problems such as asthma, heart problems, or diabetes?
CALLER: Well, I used to have asthma when I was little, but.
CLINIC: Nothing now?
CALLER: No.
CLINIC: Do you have an inhaler?
CALLER: No. It's all -- like it went away.
CLINIC: Okay. Do you wear contact lenses?
CALLER: No.
CLINIC: Have you used any street drugs within the past year?
CALLER: No.
CLINIC: Do you have any vaginal or infection symptoms, any discharge, odor, itching?
CALLER: Not that I know of.
CLINIC: Okay. And how did you find out that you were pregnant?
CALLER: Well, my -- I just haven't had a period in awhile. I took a home pregnancy test over the weekend, and it said it was positive.
CLINIC: Okay. And what is your height?
CALLER: It's five foot.
CLINIC: And your weight?
CALLER: I'm not real sure.
CLINIC: Just an estimation?
CALLER: Maybe like 120.
CLINIC: After your procedure are you interested in birth control?
CALLER: Yeah. Well, you guys don't have to tell anybody about that, right?
CLINIC: No.
CALLER: Okay. Yeah.
CLINIC: The pill or the injection?
CALLER: What?
CLINIC: The pill or the injection?
CALLER: Probably the pill.
CLINIC: Okay. And do you have any insurance or Medical to pay for this?
CALLER: My boyfriend said that he would pay for everything, so.
CLINIC: Okay. The fee will be 0 as long as you are 12 weeks or less pregnant.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Okay? Hold on one second. Did you want to be under sedation or awake?
CALLER: Awake I guess.
CLINIC: Okay. If you're awake they're going to give you injections in your cervix to numb your cervix. If you're under sedation, they'll put you asleep for about 10 minutes.
CALLER: Oh, okay. That sounds a lot better.
CLINIC: Sedation?
CALLER: Yeah.
CLINIC: Okay. So you cannot eat or drink anything 8 hours before you come in.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Plan to stay in the clinic 3 to 4 hours.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Wear loose, comfortable clothing, comfortable shoes, socks, and bring an extra pair of underwear.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: You can return to normal activity whenever you feel ready. No sports, no intercourse, no tampons or douching for two weeks, and you will need to return in two to three weeks for a post-op examination.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: After your procedure expect bleeding, blood clotting and cramping which is normal. Your appointment is set for the 22nd at 9:45 in the Van Nuys location.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: The address is 7100 Van Nuys Boulevard, Suite 108, and the major cross-street is Sherman Way.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Okay? So we'll see you then. And if you can call back -- you don't have to speak to me. You can speak to anybody. Just let them know that you want to give us your telephone number.
CALLER: Okay. And nobody has to know anything?
CLINIC: No. No parent consent is needed. We will not release any information without your consent.
CALLER: And you're not going to tell anybody about this?
CLINIC: No.
CALLER: All right.
CLINIC: No. There's no need for us to do that.
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Okay?
CALLER: Okay.
CLINIC: Bye bye.
CALLER: Bye.
(phone clicks)
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| War Reflection: Origianlly 4-21-2003 | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:13:56 | UPI.com April 21, 2003
War Reflection: With The Marines In Iraq
By Richard Tomkins, United Press International
WASHINGTON -- What's the face of the Iraq war? Is it a scene of physical destruction people see on their televisions and in their newspapers? Is it a glimpse of sullen -- more often relieved -- Iraqi prisoners or celebrating civilians? Or is it the wave of camouflaged U.S. troops routing an enemy, and in typical American fashion, then embracing the children of a foe vanquished?
It's all that and more.
For journalists embedded with U.S. forces, the dominant feature of Operation Iraqi Freedom is, and always will be, the faces of individual Marines, soldiers, airmen or sailors with whom they lived, sweated and feared during the long slog to Baghdad.
There is, for example, the unidentified Marine with his mouth set in a grimace from the bullet that passed through his knee. He tried to wave off comrades who eventually carried him to cover during the heaviest fighting for al-Azimiyah Palace in east Baghdad. While being carried he continued to fire his weapon at the enemy until his ammunition ran out.
There is Marine Pvt. Aaron Davis, a jovial and slightly pudgy kid from California, who moved nearby with unbelievable speed and abandon, braving explosions and flying fragments from rocket-propelled grenades to help carry wounded to an evacuation.
There is Capt. Shawn Basco, a forward air controller, who handed out candy from Meals Ready to Eat packs to village children and food to their parents with the same personal sense of mission that earlier had saved scores American lives and snuffed out many an Iraqi one when calling in air strikes.
"You hear about the World War II generation being 'the Greatest Generation,'" Lt. Col. Fred Padilla, commander of the 1st Battalion, 5th Marines, told this correspondent. "In a sense that's true -- we're certainly living off the equity they earned.
"But this generation -- call it Generation X or whatever -- is also every bit as extraordinary. They measure up."
For 36 days this correspondent was in a unique position to gauge that sentiment. As part of Pentagon policy for media coverage of the war, I was embedded with Bravo Company, 1st Battalion, 5th Marines, or simply Bravo 1/5.
Bravo 1/5 was one of the first two units to cross into Iraq from Kuwait at the start of the land war (we would have been first, but Alpha Company broke the line of march and moved ahead of us). Bravo 1/5 captured a gas and oil separation plant in the al Ramallah oil fields in southern Iraq, routed Iraqi defenders while capturing a key bridge over the Saddam Hussein Canal in central Iraq, liberated village after village and a children's prison, fought its way into Baghdad through a gauntlet of RPG fire, and seized and held Saddam's 17-acre complex on the Tigris River despite a five-hour onslaught from Baath Party gunmen and foreign extremists. It was one of the heaviest battles of the Iraq conflict, with the besieged Marines nearly running out of ammunition.
Thirty-five Marines were wounded that morning and one killed. Luckily for Bravo, only three of the wounded came from its ranks.
In battle, the men of Bravo 1/5 fought with tenacious courage. In liberating a people long cowed by the repression of dictatorship, they acted with great compassion, and in many cases a great tenderness. "Operation Iraqi Freedom," a name they initially greeted with scorn and expletive, gained poignant currency as the Marines viewed the plight of the Iraqi people -- lives in unbelievable squalor -- and their explosions of joy at being set free from the grip of fear.
Earlier mutterings that the war to topple Saddam Hussein should be called Operation Sandstorm because of weather, or Operation Stand Still for the delays in march to allow logistics vehicles to catch up with advancing front line units, were quickly forgotten.
"I feel pretty good today," 1st Sgt. Bill Leuthe of California said after liberating a town near Baghdad and a prison for children, where charges were reportedly beaten every morning simply for being there. "I think we all do."
Leuthe, Davis, Shevlin, Washburn, Malley, Lockett, Jones, Moll, Lyon, Bishop, Avilos, Nolan, Lockett, Meldoza, Craft, George -- the list of names of the men who did themselves proud, the Marines proud and their nation proud is too long to recite. There were more than 180 in the company; more than 200 when you add in attachments, such as armored vehicle crews and additional Navy corpsmen.
They were a cross-section of America. There were whites, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, American Indians and every hue and mixture in between. Pvt. Dustin Pangelinann, 23, was from Saipan in the U.S. Commonwealth of the Marianas. Fifteen members of Bravo Company were not U.S. citizens and represented the newest wave of immigrants to our country. Some were from Mexico and one was from Haiti. There were also several from Russia and Ukraine.
Some came from poor backgrounds, others were solidly middle class. One Marine, who didn't need to work because of a family fortune, enlisted in his late 20s in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
And yes, some even had had youthful brushes with the law.
But they all shared two things. They were Marines and "Devil Dogs." Not hyphenated Marines, just Marines -- the "Few and the Proud," carrying on the tradition of courage their regimental forebears showed at Bellieu Wood and the Argonne, at Guadalcanal and Okinawa, at the Chosen Reservoir and Inchon, and at Hue.
"None of you had to be here," company commander Capt. Jason Smith told his men before crossing the border berm into Iraq from Kuwait. "You all chose to be here by becoming Marines, by doing something good for the world.
"Take a look around you. We are all different ... what other military force or country in the world can say that? The fact that we are all different and live with each other and focus together under adverse circumstances tells me and the world a lot."
This group of men, this collection of Marines, he said, comes from a nation that "is going to war to defend an idea" of freedom, rule of law and human dignity. "We're going to war to make the world a better place because we don't want to happen again what happened on Sept. 11."
It's difficult to convey the rich texture of the men who make up Bravo 1/5 and the special camaraderie among them. Words just aren't adequate enough. But they are truly a band of brothers. Even the company oddball, the Marine who somehow never seemed to fit in or pull his own weight, was looked out for and protected with the concern like that of a big brother looking out for an awkward sibling.
Bravo 1/5, in a sense, proves two truisms this correspondent has discovered in 30 years of reporting, much of it in war zones: Sharing a foxhole is the ultimate bonding experience, and the word "cliché" needs a new definition.
According to the American Heritage College dictionary, "cliché" is "a trite or overused expression or idea" or stereotype. All too often it is used with a negative cast. Yet clichéd characters and generalizations are based on truths.
Take the characters in any war move you've ever seen. There is the jokester, the screw-up, the smart mouth, the lothario, the kindhearted sergeant with a tough-as-nails exterior, the good-natured medic and the caring-but-firm commander.
It's no wonder these characters exist on paper and celluloid. They exist in real life, just as the scenes of GIs passing out candy to civilians, sharing their last smoke or holding up a magazine pin-up to troops in a passing convoy.
Clichéd in the context of Bravo 1/5 should be a label of honor, because it mirrors America and is replicated throughout our society and military services.
The commander of Bravo Company is Capt. Jason Smith, from Baton Rouge. He fits the image -- tall, square-jawed, a good-natured, decent and erudite man who requires things be done correctly. A graduate of Louisiana State University with a B.A. in history, his main goal in Operation Iraqi Freedom -- other than accomplishing unit missions -- was bringing everyone home. Watching him one night, when troops were out setting an ambush, was like watching a parent of a teenager waiting for his or her child to return home from a New Year's Eve party to which they had driven. The silent pacing was enough to drive one crazy. Any casual mention about how the company had been lucky in the casualty department would result in a quick, sharp look of reproach -- don't jinx good fortune by talking about it.
The executive officer is 1st Lt. David Gustafson, a quiet, shy Swede from Maynard, Minn., with a wicked sense of humor. The only graduate of the Naval Academy among the company's officers, his educational background is often a butt of jokes. So too his efforts to conceal the cigarette smoking he'd taken up since crossing into Iraq.
And then there is Gunnery Sgt. Ron "my first name is Gunny" Jenks, the company logistician. Before battle, the Gulf War veteran would sternly but lovingly caution his men on mistakes to avoid and advise on lessons learned the hard way. His "OK, gents, let's get a move on," inevitably followed his barked orders. But for all the sternness, there was the old clichéd heart of gold. Gunny Jenks always had words of encouragement, always knew who was married, who expecting a child and made it a point to inquire about them. He loaded up on cigarettes, parceling them out to his "knuckle heads" when they ran out in the Iraqi desert.
"They're like my own kids," he'd say in quiet moments -- not in front of them, of course.
Bravo 1/5 has now left Baghdad. It is heading south toward Kuwait and an eventual return home to California. But there will be no rest for the weary. After an expected parade in Oceanside and a few weeks of reunion with family, the band of brothers will ship out to Okinawa to complete a previously scheduled deployment.
Operation Iraqi Freedom will become just a memory, and another ribbon of honor for men serving their country.
Post script: This reporter took his leave of Bravo 1/5 on April 15. It was one of the hardest farewells I've ever had to make. In the 36 days I spent with them, I had been welcomed and made part of the family. The idea of leaving my band of brothers was wrenching, yet my family at home was also calling. In the end, I left quickly, with few goodbyes. The sight of a blubbering reporter was something best avoided. Speaking with other formerly embedded reporters in Kuwait turned up similar emotional pulls.
So how to say thank you? How to say how much I love and respect them? Words can't do it. So like other reporters, I give them the smartest, snappiest salute I, as a civilian, can muster. [/grren] > God speed, Bravo 1/5. Semper Fi (Semper Fidelis, > "Always Faithful," the > Marine Corps motto). >  |
| Just when you thought you'd seen it all...levity for relaxation | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:13:08 | A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could,so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."  |
| A note from Traveling Dave! | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:12:23 | I got this email awhile ago from Traveling Dave....Just thought id share this one....
Why did you quit putting my shit up there? I send you guys cool letters all the time, like 'We Kicked Allah's Ass," and "Wally Go Home". Where are they?
Dave
"When I hear the word culture, I reach for my gun." -Hermann Goering
Well Dave, I have alot of them...why dont you log into your area and post em your self you lazy Bastard! |
| IRS increases its audits for high-income taxpayers | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:11:57 |
IRS increases its audits for high-income taxpayers Source: Tulsa World
Individuals at all income levels faced slightly higher chances of an audit last year. Overall, the IRS examined 1 in 153 returns last year, compared with 1 in 174 the previous year. The audit rate still lags from the rates in the mid-1990s when the agency looked at about 1 in 60 individual returns.
In an effort to best use its money and manpower, the IRS has focused its search for unpaid taxes on high-income individuals, corporations and income hidden in offshore accounts. The IRS last year reaped $35.5 billion through collection efforts last year, the most in a decade.
Well whats the need to change the policy if its working? I'll tell ya what...ijust like speeding tickets someone didnt meet the quota!
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| Researchers Believe Mars Could Support Hemp Greenhouses | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:11:29 | Researchers Believe Mars Could Support Hemp Greenhouses Source: Tampa Tribune "A Martian greenhouse isn't just possible, but quite likely," he says. "Evidence is mounting that some form of liquid water is there. Is there an opportunity to make use of it? I think so."
Hemp Plants, then, are key to a lengthy stay on Mars, says Rob Ferl, director of the Space Agriculture Biotechnology program at the University of Florida in Gainesville.
ok I dont need to go any farther into the article to see these Florida researches are thinking...HEMP FARMS. Thats right Mars is an unregulated territory where communes of hemp growing leftist hippies can thrive....Kinda like Alaska.
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| Kerry, Bush campaigns battle over security | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:10:28 | CNN
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on CNN's "Late Edition With Wolf Blitzer" that Bush asked him and Powell "to not get involved" in the political race, but he also rejected Kerry's criticism that the United States had "gone almost alone" in launching a war on Iraq. He said that "there are 34 or 35 countries with troops on the ground," and that more are contributing humanitarian assistance and money.
Kerry believes we went it alone on the war in Iraq? Well hell yes and so what. It was our American people that went down with the towers. So Damn straight America leads the way into Iraq. Whats the problem here? Kerry believes we need permission to kick the ass of the agressors... Another spinless Democrat Geesh seems theres one under every rock.
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| News or Something Like it. 2004-03-08 18:16 | Posted Monday 15 January 2007 - 00:10:04 | From CNN: Martha Inc.: Beginning of the end? Stewart to leave the board of directors of her company; analysts say the brand may be in trouble.
Inside reports to Superbastard.Com revealed much to the boards dismay Martha is going ahead with a new wardrobe selction featuring a Black and White Stripes collection, and an Orange Denim Jumpsuit Sportswear line due out this fall.
Also Martha will be releasing new interior designs based on flat gray colors that look great with indoor incadescent lighting. A special feature of the interior design group is the slight scent of urine.
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| Also from CNN..this has to be a joke but here goes....2004-03-08 | Posted Sunday 14 January 2007 - 23:49:47 | Kerry leads Bush in new poll
What kinda poll is this? With Kerry winning most of the primaries I would imagine the poll was conducted at these Democratic Primaries. This made news and barely a mention that Bush started his campaining Friday in Dallas.....Call this Media Bias! Way to go CNN , way to openly display the liberal stance!
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| Dozens of Inca mummies found near Lima | Posted Sunday 14 January 2007 - 23:49:20 | CNN
"This [area] is part of the largest Inca cemetery in Peru and the largest excavated cemetery in the Western Hemisphere, that of Puruchuco-Huaquerones," said archeologist Guillermo Cock, who was contracted by Lima's town hall to comb the area for artifacts before construction could begin.
Cock said archeologists did not know the exact number of mummies at the site because they had not opened any of the bundles, which are still half-buried.
Some were already broken, exposing skulls and showing several hunched mummies with cloth bags tied to their bodies and offerings in their hands.
The mummies were once farmers and craftsmen and lived under the dominion of the Lati and Ishma Inca leaders, who ruled over the Rimac River valley, home to modern-day Lima, Cock said.
"These are local inhabitants, what we could now call middle class, belonging to the period of the Inca Empire, between 1472 and 1532," Cock said.
Oh thats enough of that..I just thought it was funny how many times this reporter got to write... "Cock." in this article!!
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| A passing thouht to provoke you...2004-01-29 21:37 | Posted Sunday 14 January 2007 - 23:48:51 | Our founding fathers did not magically dream up the rules that shaped our land, oh no. Instead they drew upon and adapted the best concepts proven by withstanding histories greatest tests. Read the Magna Carta.
Were our forefathers thieving crows? Sure and why not? After all they were sent forth across the sea to risk lives in the name of expanding someone elses territories and wealth. Dropped off upon foreign shores with little supplies and left to survive on their own as they eagerly awaited a ships return. Then behold the ship would return, not always when scheduled, bearing a meager ration of supplies and demanding goods and wealth in return from our ancestors who were lucky to survive the New World. To the parent countries the settlers were a crop to be harvested for the good of the homeland and sometimes to get the best harvest you have to slaughter the herd. More could be transplanted.
It took sometime for the people to grow weary and demand better treatment. Such demands were always met with a forceful end. So then why not take a little something back. The blood and sweat of those before us burned their passion for freedom into the hearts and souls of all who came after.
We became what those countries can never truly be so long as they hold onto the antiquated desire to place one family or person above the rights of the people. With every conflict and every year the pulse of freedom beats harder in our chests. Freedom, it is ours by the will of our fathers and can not be denied.....or can it? Read MY SECTION. Know what was meant for us and then witness everyday as the Neo-Socialists try to steal away our freedoms. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! COME GET SOME!
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| A look back at the last election...2004-01-21 15:07 | Posted Sunday 14 January 2007 - 23:48:18 | I thought it only fitting to re-visit the article on CHADS I wrote after the last election debacle... For you enjoyment I present:
It's a CHAD CHAD World or I'm Chad About You!
It's buzz word and no doubt that during the current election season you have heard the term. The term is CHADS. No one has given an adequate definition of the word chads as applied to election ballots. Apparently the CHADS are either the holes that are punched in the cards or the pieces that fall out leaving a CHAD HOLE. It had been suggested that the name CHAD is named from the inventor of the punch card, or the balloting system or whatever. You could start your own rumor here and be as good as any suggested thus far.
If indeed a chad is the hole left after the punch then the resulting waste pieces are chad droppings which would explain all the crap we are putting up with about CHADS. However if the resulting pieces are called chads and the holes are simply holes why are we calling the peices CHADS. In the old days we called pieces of paper we punched out and collected confetti . Have the politically correct may renamed this too? Try this one on for size. In New York today we gave a tickertape parade by dropping our CHADS from tall buildings.
If CHADS are named after a person it is a good thing he wasn't named Richard because then we would be debating how to handle the little DICKS and the double DICKS and which DICKS to throw out. Not to mention ( ok I will ) hand counting the DICKS and that the winner will be determined by the he who has the most DICKS on his side making him chief of DICKS or the BIG DICK getter. So under this reasoning the future of elections will reside in our ability to obtain better DICKS so we don't confuse the importance of non-matching DICKS. That way when elections end we will know if our DICKS hang to the right or the left and not have to wait LIMP DICKED on the results.
---I am THE BIG BASTARD and you're not!
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| 2004-01-01 14:05 by Frizzo | Posted Sunday 14 January 2007 - 23:21:19 | BBC radio phone poll indicates many Brits want to be able to use force against burglars. Left-wing MP reacts with rage against democracy. "The people have spoken, the bastards" |
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